#646 - Hey Patty!!

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Theo is back with a solo episode to talk about the tough origins of St. Patrick, why we can’t let the chaos of the world affect our spirit, and visiting Albuquerque for a Pavia basketball game. He also announces the release date for his new movie “Busboys” with David Spade and listens to some wild voicemails from real busboys. Busboys Movie (Tickets on sale 3/16) : https://www.busboysmovie.com ------------------------------------------------- Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/ Producer: Halston https://www.instagram.com/halstonrays/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What I've dedicated my life to is revenge.
0:04.7	A brand new drama based on the bestselling novel.
0:07.5	They think they're better than us.
0:08.5	Who do you think you are?
0:09.8	I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong.
0:11.5	She's punishing me.
0:13.0	You destroyed my family.
0:14.3	I will not rest until I've destroyed yours.
0:17.0	A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9.
0:20.5	I want to wish everybody a happy St. Patrick's Day.
0:24.4	And that's what it is, baby St. Patty.
0:26.9	Hey, Patty.
0:28.7	Do Patty.
0:31.1	We used to have this girl boss, and her parents didn't let her do much.
0:35.4	You know, and God didn't really let her do much.
0:37.4	She didn't have... You know, she probably had a couple of abilities.
0:44.0	But she was in charge of bringing the garbage out to the curb, you know.
0:50.2	And we'd be out there by a bus stop sometime and she lugged them cans on out.
0:55.0	And it was kind of like one of the only times
0:57.0	she'd kind of go out and about.
0:59.0	And so she'd get all dressed up and even
1:03.0	sometimes put her mama's lipstick on
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