He has balls that he controls that he controls

That he controls Yeah, here's my terrorist puppy.

Don't buy a ticket and go suck a dick.

So I guess you're just going to talk through your teeth, right?

You just kind of go like this and you...

Yeah, just talk like this.

Huh.

Hey, darling, what are you going to?

Yeah. Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave.

I'm here with, well, kind of here with BQ.

Hello.

The summer traffic has kept him at bay, so he's zooming in. Yeah, I got on the road, and, yeah, it was like an hour and 20 minutes to get what normally takes me a half hour to do. So it was like, I'll zoom today. Yeah. I forget. That's every weekend. Yep. That's every weekend around here. In the summer, it's every weekend, yeah. Because everybody's going to the Jersey Shore for the weekend, and everybody's going back on Sunday. It's just a nightmare. Well, I see well, Walt is here, of course, too. Hello? I went to interrupt you, Walt. I thought you're going to do a ventriloquist, actually drinking water and still talk. No, I tried to do that. I tried to learn vitrolysm as a kid. Didn't go well. Did it go well? No. I have a hard time not move on my lips, which is probably the key factor. And be a good ventriloquist. That's the main requirement of a ventriloquist I guess yeah I always was impressed with guys

who could throw their voice like behind a couch or something like if they were in the kitchen

and they could throw their voice behind and you know and the seemingly any other end of the room

I've never I've never seen it work I've never think, I've only seen that work in movies. And in real life, like, I feel like anytime you're watching a ventriloquist or someone like that, you have to kind of be nice to them and pretend you don't see their fucking lips moving. You know what I mean? Like, I don't think I've ever seen a ventriloquist that I was like, wow, that guy has

nailed it.

You always see that.

Careful, cue, the ventriloquist lobby is going to come after us if you go a little

too hard on it.

I know there's a lot of listeners who are card carryingcarrying members of the ventriloquist union.

I think it's a positive, bud.

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