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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

644 - Rod Divining

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2021

⏱️ 168 minutes

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Summary

Twitch was so much f’n fun today! If you were in our Twitch chatroom today then just go ahead and kiss yourself because you rule! It’s just a super fun and positive place to blow off some steam and put smiles back on our faces. Nothing but love to you guys! ( www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive ) It's really fun and exciting to see a ton of familiar faces in there and welcome to anyone new! We'd love to have you. Monday through Thursday we fire up the room around 10:30 am EST, and on Friday the show starts at noon. And you can expect all replays to be posted before 5 pm on weeknights. (Unless Andrea gives me an errand or a Daddy curveball.) 

On this week's show:

Ready? There are NO notes for this show! Hahahaha… Shocking, right? Notes are hard to do when you’re flapping your gums as much as Tom and I do. Sorry about that but it was a damn fun time with Seth, Butler, and Hot Tub. Just listen to the show. Apparently, “Tom” wasn’t there. 

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Happy Halloween everybody! Have a fun and safe one and I’m excited to see all of your creative costumes! 

Love you more,

d

Transcript

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0:00.0

The podcast is brought to you by.

0:02.1

At Home Floor Store.com.

0:04.3

If you're looking for floors, they're the company to use. Me and Daniel use them to do all our floors. I'm looking for floors now, Tom. Again? You just got all new floors. God damn, peepie dogs. All your carpet. These peepy dog. That's nice carpet, too. It's beautiful carpet. And you know what? it's not in bad shape because I bought good carpet, right?

0:23.1

Yeah, yeah.

0:24.0

But... That's nice carpet, too. It's beautiful carpet. And you know what? It's not in bad shape because I bought good carpet, right?

0:23.1

Yeah, yeah.

0:23.9

But I can't let them mess up the good carpet.

0:28.1

I can't.

0:28.8

It's too good.

0:29.6

So you ruin it before.

0:30.8

I would rather tear it out and give it to them.

0:33.1

I would rather give it to somebody.

0:34.5

I would rather give it to somebody that let these goddamn peepie dogs ruin my amazing shaw carpet.

0:41.8

You know, we just talked to our attorney, Mo, just called Mo.com.

0:45.5

And he's using Justin from at-home floor store to get all new floors in his house.

0:50.7

And they'll save you money because at-home floor store or show up in a van with all the samples.

0:57.3

Well, it's a nice van.

0:58.6

No, no.

1:00.2

It's at-home floor store van that's completely wrapped.

1:03.4

I mean, it's a...

1:04.2

Hey, man, I'm at home floor store.

1:05.9

I'm here.

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