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643 Teaser - Bye Bye Boris

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4.69.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2022

⏱️ 4 minutes

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We bid farewell to Boris Johnson. Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes! www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

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0:00.0

Well, they probably like, I mean, I don't think it was the ministers.

0:03.6

I think that's a smoke screen.

0:04.7

He obviously, he didn't care about losing any of those people.

0:08.4

What does Boris care about the most?

0:11.6

He cares about having children out of wedlock while married to another woman.

0:16.7

And they were probably like, Boris, you do work tirelessly for the United Kingdom,

0:22.6

for Brexit and for the Commonwealth and for the Queen.

0:25.1

But you're still a man and you have to sleep.

0:29.2

And the next time you go to sleep, MI6 is going to give you a vasectomy.

0:34.5

They threaten to take what matters to him the most,

0:38.9

which is getting sort of like weird like JC Penny manager looking women pregnant every two years.

0:48.8

And then having as many kids as possible and then showing dominance to those children

0:53.9

by tackling them on the football pitch.

0:55.6

Yes, that's our Boris.

0:57.2

That's our Boris.

0:58.1

He's literally repopulating England.

1:02.0

And they hate, they'll never forgive him for that.

1:04.3

They'll never forgive, they'll never forgive him for any of the good things he did.

1:08.0

All of them.

1:08.9

He, do you know, I think 70 million Britons would have died of COVID if it was anyone before.

1:14.9

It's true. He protected them.

1:16.4

Yes, the bomb, big band for Brexit.

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