#641 - Craig Conant

About Last Night

Cloud10

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Craig Conant makes his ALN debut to talk selling stripper cards in 5th grade, getting fired from Trader Joe’s, how he found standup, his funny family, when he and Adam first met, and Dr. Phil makes an appearance to set him straight! Follow Craig on IG @craigpconant, and go see him on tour at craigconant.com! Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/aln or use the code ALN to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 1 additional month for free + a bonus gift! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, all you cats and kittens. Carol Baskin here. Psych. It's me, Adam Ray. Gotcha. That's
0:05.2	acting. So I'm on tour right now, guys. And the DC improv last weekend was a blast. Thanks
0:10.4	everybody that came out. The staff, the fans, the new fans, the people, the strangers, the
0:14.8	guy that was peeing on my sign when I walked up for the Thursday night show. Thank you.
0:19.0	But the tour continues. Shits in Giggle 22 this weekend and Salem, Oregon, Salem, the
0:24.1	Vegas of the Northwest, March 11th and 12th at the affinity room. Tickets at Adam Ray
0:28.5	Comedy.com. And then the tour continues. March 24th through the 26th at the comedy vault
0:32.8	in Batavia, Illinois. Ooh, Batavia. We all love Batavia. And then the tour continues at
0:39.1	the Irvine Improv. My first weekend there, April 15th through the 17th. Please come out
0:43.9	Irvine local big show surprise guests April 15th through 17th Irvine Improv. All these
0:50.0	tickets are available at Adam Ray Comedy.com. We can get my merch, other fun stuff, albums,
0:56.5	Instagram, Adam Ray Comedy, Twitter, Adam Ray Comedy. And of course, young rock season
1:01.0	two premieres. Next Wednesday, March 15th, I'm playing Vince McMahon and I'm in the show
1:05.3	a lot more of the season, not just two scenes. So you can actually tell people about it.
1:09.0	All right. That's the info. A lot of great apps coming up. Enjoy this one with the very,
1:14.8	very funny cred Conan. Hey, Herbert. You know, listen to the about last night podcast.
1:22.6	Sleepy little son of a bitch.
1:53.6	Welcome back to the about last night podcast with green juice his own, Craig Conan. Craig
1:58.4	Conan or Crank Connid? Crank Connid. Crank Connid. Crank Connid, bro. Yeah. I've heard
2:04.3	people say Connid. Yeah. That's the wrong way. Do you truly get perturbed when people do
2:10.6	that? No, not at all. I don't give a shit. Anybody who does get mad at that is a dumb dumb.
2:15.4	Oh, I've had people correct me on their name to where it's like a slight thing. And I
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