640 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

It's Jean Day with your main mommies Tom Segura and Christina P and we get into cool body mods, Enny's incredible DM tip, and open with a cool guy into clabbered milk. Tom notices a pattern with Unk Shine, Christina notices a terrible Southern fashion trend, and we see a cool accident at a factory. Tom now listens to dark film scores, we smell Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop candle, and we dive into cool confrontations. Christina reveals the new way she blows her nose, we learn something cool about Conald Peterson, we go through another round of Christina's TikTok curations, and Tom addresses the recent passing of his father, Top Dog.

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0:00.0	Huge announcement. How would you like to own your very own piece of your mom's house?
0:05.2	Pretty exciting the first ever mention of jeans the first time a double pipe classic came up man uses long
0:11.9	Infection is instrument all all those are there because we have partnered with jam
0:17.4	J.A. M. B. B to drop our very first NFT collection next week
0:23.2	So you go to jam right now J M B B dot com you can create your account and you'll be ready for it and
0:28.4	And it's wild like we're we're stepping into this
0:31.6	I'm so excited, but what's an NFT come on what it's a non-fungible token you big-titted animal
0:39.2	That's all you do it like these are like moments, you know, it can be a
0:42.9	Like merch it's like merch digital merch. It's like a digital merch
0:45.9	So it can be clips it can be stills. It can be music. Sometimes they're you know with gaming with art
0:50.8	This one is all your mom's house
0:53.1	So if you like NFTs if you want to step into it
0:55.4	The pack started at nine dollars, which is a great price and it's again create your account now J.A. M. B. B dot com
1:04.0	And it'll drop next week. I'm a handsome woman. So that's cool. That's right
1:11.1	Just so you guys know that joke has been still going in our house
1:15.0	You like to say even when I'm feeling down about myself
1:17.4	Like we were having like a moment yesterday and then you were like we were a handsome woman and like no
1:26.1	I'm like real sad right now. Do not
1:29.4	Look how funny you think that
1:32.8	Ready in
1:34.8	Hamash
1:35.8	Arba Shalosh
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