639 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2022

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Touch my jeans through the fence, it's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about trying to get into wrong cars/houses/rooms, we watch a clip of an angry mom, handsome women, and body builders. We get an update on Tom sending out jackets to fat/poor people and we learn Christina might have run a little interference. We go over the super cool Rolling Stone article about Marilyn Manson, we come across a cool vape girl who farts, and we discuss Christina's mouth smells. We do a round of horrible or hilarious, and then it's TikTok o'clock.

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0:00.0	Well, that's cute.
0:03.0	Okay.
0:05.0	I like this one because of the color.
0:07.0	Yeah, but see this is, you know what?
0:09.0	You've got a fuzzy sign here.
0:10.0	It's too big.
0:11.0	And can I tell you what?
0:12.0	Now that I see you wearing it, it's too big.
0:14.0	You've lost a bunch of weight.
0:16.0	This is who you used to be.
0:17.0	So I think you're right on this one.
0:19.0	So I can give this one away.
0:20.0	Fat poor, this one's yours.
0:22.0	You've been hearing us talk about
0:26.0	SOTVA mattress company for years.
0:29.0	Why?
0:30.0	We sleep on SOTVA mattresses.
0:32.0	I sleep on the solar.
0:34.0	I've slept on the lumen leaf and their flagship luxury firm mattress.
0:38.0	That's how we got started because we wanted a king size bed
0:41.0	at a reasonable price and a great product.
0:44.0	And SOTVA is all of those things made right here in the US of A.
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