640 - Scoop'n the Heinz
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 ⢠2.3K Ratings
đď¸ 1 October 2021
âąď¸ 120 minutes
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Summary
Back at it. And this time the wives join us because we know that you love it when they stop by. (We donât. Trust us!) First of all, for those of you who claim to read the notes, thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you! I hate writing these so just knowing that thereâs at least one of you out there who gives a damn about the written word, makes it all worth it. Make sure to like and subscribe to our YouTube channel. That would make it MORE worth it. đ
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On this weekâs show:
* Sofa and suds needs a teamÂ
* Sex ed for gay guys
* Manu Ginobli smacks a batÂ
* Ecstasy storyÂ
* Scared to poop- hide the shrimpÂ
* Crystal and Andrea showed upÂ
* Tommy did a number 3 at school
* Crystal's house closing nightmareÂ
* The feathers are coming
* Bad dad birdmanÂ
* Dying and exerciseÂ
* Pee jug
* Quieter in the winter?
* Black dog trucking termÂ
* Scooping the HeinzÂ
* Smoking a joint in the bedroomÂ
* Illegally recording conversations
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Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by our medical marijuana partner, True Leave. I love going to True Leave. I'm going there today after. I'm probably there right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're listening to this. I put the show, put the podcast out. I am at True Leave right now. They had a really good deal on some vape carts. I'm re-upping on that. And I really do like to use |
| 0:22.1 | the indica, the capsules at night to keep me nice and sleepy. Yeah, those capsules are great. |
| 0:30.1 | The gums are great. I get the sativa and the indica gummies. All their products are great. And |
| 0:34.5 | here's what I'll say about trying products, because, you know, I can tell you to try this. I can tell you to try that. It doesn't matter. It's individualistic in the idea that it's going to affect everybody a little bit differently. And the cool thing about True leave is that no matter what you try, if you don't like it or if it doesn't work with you, take it back and they will take it no questions asked they'll take now you can't smoke the whole thing and then or vape the whole thing but you know what I mean like I have I have done this um at least 10 times I've gone back to them and said look I didn't like this one I actually had a cart malfunction took it back they're like oh yes sir here's a they're super customer-friendly. Their return policy is ridiculous. So it's the number one reason why I really, really enjoy using them. And if you want to help us, this is super easy to do. If you go to True Leave, and we're doing a promotion for the month of October, so this is even added bonus. This is a skateboard deal. So for the month |
| 1:27.8 | of October, if you go to TrueLeave, whatever product you buy, Tom and Dan.com, you'll see a |
| 1:34.0 | true leave, a big click banner. And click on that and then fill out the form and just upload the |
| 1:40.3 | picture of what you bought or maybe your receipt. That's all you need. Doesn't matter how much you spent. No. And we will mail you a truly gift plus a green Tom and Dan sticker, a mystery Tom and Dan gift that Eric's going to throw in there. Oh, I know something that we're getting in too. Yeah. Do we have the pens here? We're getting the pen soon. Probably another week. Those are going to be amazing. Yeah. You can submit multiple times. Yes. Submit as much as you want. |
| 2:04.8 | We're trying the pens soon. Probably another week. Those are going to be amazing. |
| 2:01.6 | You can submit multiple times. Yes, submit as much as you want. We're trying to give you a bunch of stuff. This is not a one-way street. This is not one-sided. This is something for you. We're giving you that waterproof, true-leaf bucket hat, the Fred Durst Wheat hat. I wear that I wear that as much as I do. |
| 2:17.3 | You can get, also, |
| 2:19.6 | you'll be entered to win a signed ACT, Tom and Dan, skateboard deck. Yeah, the art done by our good friend, Eric Pabone. Yeah. Phenomenal. It's signed by us. I don't even have one of these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're pretty cool, man. |
| 2:34.8 | Yeah, but you're... |
| 2:35.0 | I mean, you could throw trucks and wheels on an skateball. |
| 2:37.2 | Is there a real skateboard deck? |
| 2:38.8 | Most people are probably hanging up. I would actually prefer if you wrote it. Yeah, yeah. Let me see you, like, Tony Rachel win this and just cut loose on it, man. That'd be awesome. So if you go to True Leave, there's one near you in Florida. |
| 2:50.4 | I believe there's pretty much near 100 locations, right? |
| 2:54.5 | Yeah, and if they're... If you go to True Leave, there's one near you in Florida. I believe there's pretty much near 100 locations, right? |
| 2:54.6 | And if there's not one near you, there's a button on the True Leave website where you can request to have one near you, which is crazy. |
| 3:00.6 | Yep. |
| 3:01.0 | So check out True Leave and fill out that form for your free Tom and Dan gift. |
| 3:05.4 | Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio. It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan Gaffer. Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio. |
| 3:09.6 | It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan. |
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