640. - Chris & Jason
How Long Gone
Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse
4.4 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2024
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're going to go and How long gone? |
| 0:15.0 | gone, a dismal Sunday. It's almost worse than Dualipa's monologue. |
| 0:23.2 | Jason, how are you feeling? |
| 0:24.4 | Uh, happy Cinco D. Derby. |
| 0:26.8 | Cinco Day Derby, did you know that that's a thing? |
| 0:29.5 | Well, it doesn't make sense because Cinco de Mayo's today and the Kentucky Derby was yesterday. |
| 0:34.0 | It's a weekend. |
| 0:35.0 | They've bundled Cinco de Mayo. |
| 0:38.0 | They've packaged it. |
| 0:39.0 | They've packaged the two whitest holidays of the year into one. |
| 0:42.0 | Thank God. |
| 0:44.7 | I will. |
| 0:45.2 | Cinco de Mayo is wider than Christmas. |
| 0:47.4 | And that's if it snows. |
| 0:48.8 | Cinco de Mayo is wider than Christmas. |
| 0:51.1 | And Drake is wider than the Kentucky Derby. |
| 0:53.7 | There's a lot of events that I would go to |
| 0:57.1 | to just check out. |
| 0:59.0 | And the Kentucky Derby is not one of those. |
| 1:01.6 | Not just because of the rampant animal abuse but also just because of the kind of people |
| 1:06.9 | that attracts like Travis Kelsey dressed up like he's a character in a Boston gangster movie you know it's just not it's just it's |
| 1:16.0 | ugly it's an ugly event let me say that it is an ugly event and it's one of those |
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