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Ah, hello everybody and welcome back to another brand new episode of the casual criminalist.

As always, hello, I'm your host Simon Waimente here. This script is actually written by David

and we can all take a deep breath. Because you know what? No children are getting

it murdered in today's episode, which as I always say, is not good for views but is

good for my sanity. Because I don't know, there was actually the one I recorded before

this, oddly enough, was also not a violent one. But I'm still recovering from the Pedro

guy in South America, who murdered like 300 people. And arguably was the worst serial killer

of all time. If you haven't heard that one yet, and you want to, um, well, okay, it was

so bad. It was like, I felt bad for the rest of the day. I don't know why I recorded it

in the morning, but I mean at least by the evening then I could go home and other things

to think about other than just child murderers. Anyway, today is about as far away from that

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