Summary
Ray and Lucie talk about the Lady Gaga dog kidnapping, why all gymnastics coaches should be suspect, and Ray shows Lucie how he’d bust McDonald’s union.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to comp. |
| 0:24.8 | It's a lovely night day. It doesn't matter. |
| 0:26.4 | I have water. |
| 0:29.9 | There's some soda off to the side just in case, but people have been pestering me for years. |
| 0:37.3 | Why do you drink so much water? |
| 0:38.6 | I mean, some people like the soda when I chuck a two liter of soda. |
| 0:41.7 | I thought it was my trademark. |
| 0:43.6 | But so many people in my YouTube comments seem to want me to live. |
| 0:48.6 | Which I don't understand. |
| 0:50.1 | Like I'm supposed to, you know, fade away, you know, better to burn out. |
| 0:56.7 | Explode. |
| 0:57.4 | I'm supposed to explode like that fat guy in that Miami Python movie. |
| 1:01.1 | Just eating one more peppermint and then I just shoot myself in the gut and all, it was shotgun. |
| 1:07.4 | And all my, all that pizza and treats just come spitting all over some child. |
| 1:13.4 | I go, that's what you get. |
| 1:14.7 | I'm still alive. |
| 1:15.5 | I'm screaming. |
| 1:16.1 | Don't do what I did. |
| 1:17.9 | Shoot yourself in the face. |
| 1:20.5 | And, uh, the parents like that wasn't the right message to give our kid. |
| 1:25.3 | Like, I'm, I'm shot myself oh gut wound hurts uh but yeah but i have |
| 1:33.4 | water uh i i have i'm changing my habits of consumption via liquids you're selling out yeah i'm selling |
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