64 - Five Finger Floristry (w/ Colum Tyrrell)

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Colum Tyrrell joins with a very small hangover to talk with us about hooligans fighting, flowers for his mom, and we continue our feud with The Queen.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	.
0:03.0	.
0:05.0	. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,
0:33.9	which is why I listen to the Cowboy Boys podcast.
0:38.3	With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,
0:44.5	the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.
0:53.5	Cowboy Boys. Here's the thing about bringing Mac out and we've started is I've brought Mac to open for me multiple times.
1:02.1	I don't have we told this one in the podcast?
1:03.5	Why not?
1:04.0	Wait, we started?
1:05.3	Yeah, I took Mac to Pride once.
1:07.7	Pride?
1:08.4	Yeah.
1:09.1	Where?
1:10.0	Oh, Idaho. I took Mac to Idaho Prideaho pride ida ho they hire me to headline like a pride
1:16.0	event there's like drag queens and stuff and i'm headlining okay and they and so this is early in my
1:22.0	career i take mac um he opens for me he He, what did you do?
1:27.6	What was your opening joke?
1:28.9	Something about butt queeps?
1:30.5	You just started antagonizing gay people.
1:32.5	I'm not antagonizing.
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