The The Oh, Welcome back to another sparkling edition of the Thoughts Police with Matt Kelly, the founder as he's now called of the in the life of the Tory government under Boris Johnson because today is supposed to be the day

where there's a cabinet reshuffle and there's a couple of things I want to mention about this.

One, Casey Perrier who used to work for Theresa May, he was a good friend of mine.

She wrote a piece of Sunday Times the other week about why she thought it was a good

idea to job share in the cabinet because her view is of the world that there's not enough good women

politicians at the moment in the cabinet right and the problem that he might have

is that if he kicks a couple of women out yeah he then is faced with putting

women in who might just be being put in because they're women.

Yeah, yeah. Because he's getting told by Carrie Simmons, you know, his girlfriend.

Maybe she just put Carrie and be done with it. Well, why doesn't he just make Carrie the Chancellor of the checker?

Yeah.

She seems to be calling quite a few of the shots and you might remember that way back

at the beginning and you had to end up agreeing with me.

When I said to you, I did.

Taking this young woman into Downing Street with him for the first time having a

girlfriend in there since 1922 is a bad idea yeah do you think do you think he

should marry her well I think he should marry her honest woman I think I think a lot easier to make an honest woman of earth and to make an honest

man of him.

As people have said to me I don't think Boris cares whether he's married or not.

I mean it's not necessarily the change his behavior.

However the point is is that there's something

slightly wrong in my view you might sound very old-fashioned here slightly wrong in

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