638 - Real Matt & Felix Hours (6/21/22)

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4.6 • 9.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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With Will stuck in the Schengen Zone, Matt & Felix hold down the fort discussing Rod Dreher’s similar visa predicament, as well as elections in Colombia and France, Herschel Walker’s rapidly multiplying secret families, and the potential hyper-federalization of America. Tickets to our upcoming live shows + our summer merch sale can be found over on www.chapotraphouse.com

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0:00.0	One of the greatest travesties of all is to see a person in the White House who even
0:07.6	after years of political experience has absolutely no clue how to be the president of the
0:14.0	United States.
0:15.0	And I hope he has recovered because as you know he fell off his bicycle today.
0:19.7	No, I'm serious.
0:22.3	I hope he's okay.
0:25.3	Bell off a bicycle.
0:27.8	I make this pledge to you today I will never ever ride a bicycle.
0:34.8	Well, you know what that sound means?
0:53.6	The sound when it's me starting the episode.
0:58.1	The awkward silence.
0:59.5	No, it wasn't.
1:01.0	I immediately started.
1:02.4	I'm going to try to call.
1:03.4	I've been doing this for like nine years now since Ema Fraud Radio as one of the first
1:10.4	hoes.
1:11.4	I mean nine year podcast veteran, sort of a 20 year internet veteran.
1:15.5	Though I'd prefer, you know, not to go into my own personal history.
1:21.1	The reason you're hearing my voice at the beginning is because well, we have an absence.
1:26.5	Wilmaniker has fled to the European Union.
1:31.3	He's trying to follow in the footsteps of some of his ancestors by defecting.
1:36.1	He erroneously thought he could defect to Russia from France in the footsteps of his ancestors
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