Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Go. I'm achievable goals, Jesse Thorn.

Heh heh. Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Here's what's going on, Jordan.

You got some goals?

I think you know this. I think that you know this about me.

I'm a real type A personality.

Sure, yes. You got that color coordinated bookshelf that looks so good.

Yep. I'm constantly worrying whether I have enough airline miles.

Mm-hmm.

I was of course a straight A student.

And at the end of the day, nothing motivates me like goals.

Right. I mean, you've often said, you know, after we've thrown back a few,

you're pretty horny for Google Docs.

I got. I love anything spreadsheet. If you can get it right.

Yes.

My dream date is the two of us sit down at our respective Microsoft services and write

some Excel macros.

Ooh, boy. Sounds hot.

Did you just totally your wife find out that you're writing macros with a guy you knew

from college?

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