637- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2022

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Year! Tom Segura and Christina P are back with their jeans over their heads and they recap how amazing Cobra Tate was and how broken the mommies were when they first started dating, and we open the show with Daddy Lalagone. Tom realizes he might have a food sensitivity, we analyze a new YMH employee's hair, and talk about the YMH end-of-year dinner. We talk about Mystery the Pick Up Artist and the new Netflix show "Twentysomethings" and how it compares to MTV's Real World back in the day. The moms saw a Charlie Brown Christmas with annoying people in the audience, watch one of the best trash talkers from one of Barstool's Rough N' Rowdy's, and we revisit the gag couple! We get into dad culture, Little Jeans' 5th birthday party, and massage chairs for Tom. We get to see FedSmoker working a case and take a look at Christina's TikTok curations.

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0:00.0	I appreciate you coming with me. I think I owe you now an event. Yeah, I don't know what that will be
0:06.0	But I will come with you now if you want to watch foosball or
0:10.6	What are you into what do you cookies?
0:14.0	Ready in a hummesh
0:16.5	Arba Salosh time
0:19.1	Happy new you happy new year and somebody's back to Judaism. Yeah, I guess it didn't stick as
0:25.7	What in the hell definitely sad it is sad it is reality
0:32.5	Do you have any new year's resolutions?
0:36.7	Just you know keep miss shit tight and fucking fuck shit up fuck shit up all year. Yeah, wreck shit fuck people up
0:44.7	Fuck people up damn
0:46.7	Damn boy, I realize you're so cool and a cool way and a good way turns out it's pretty good. It's a fucking good idea
0:57.3	Well, um stop being so fucking stupid first of all, but I don't think women can prevent that like I feel like that's just
1:06.4	Inherent to women right we learned that last week with cobra. I mean
1:10.2	I
1:15.5	Didn't it exceed every expectation ever like sometimes, you know, we've we've had little run-ins
1:23.1	interactions with people we've featured and there's been great ones, you know, there've been great ones
1:28.8	As far as we're having some when we've profiled come on the show and
1:33.0	Like you know obviously hanging out with unkshine for the YMH live 7 was one of the greatest treats of my life
1:40.2	Yes, I got to meet
1:43.1	What's his name the truck driver? Oh, yeah, Steve the Queen's the Queen's above 18 that that was really more than I expected having Charles on
1:52.0	Elliot on was great. Oh, don't forget the famous rubber pulse champagne. Oh my god. Yes, but I think
1:58.8	I think none of it they're all
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