636 - Andrew Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2021

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

Pull those jeans up... because it's the first episode of YMH out of the new set and everyone's looking handsome! We remind you to cherish your good looks when you're young and Tom needs to take an emergency dump! We see an amazing new hunting themed dad boner, watch a bear destroy a Lamborghini, and discuss the attempted rebrand for chomos. We then welcome our first guest in the new studio, Mr. Two Cups Of Coffee, Andrew "Cobra" Tate! He shares his spot on logic behind status and relationships. Are you a Toyota or a McLaren? We learn about how Tate makes his money, how he deals with haters, and what he thinks of Conald Peterson! Tate explains how a lot of people aren't ready for an influx of wealth before they're ready for the realities of the world and how that sets them up for unhappiness.

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0:00.0	First of all, I've started admiring men so much more than women.
0:02.9	I've noticed this that you've been a little gayer than normal.
0:06.7	And I didn't want to shame you because I'm happy that you're branching out now,
0:11.1	sexually and you're doing yourself.
0:13.5	No, I admire that more.
0:14.8	We're poly. We're by this episode of your mom's house is brought to you by
0:18.2	McGroober spread the word you friggin' turds.
0:20.7	McGroober is back after rotting in prison for more than a decade.
0:24.4	America's ultimate hero and Uber Patriot is released to take on one final mission.
0:29.8	McGroober's old nemesis Brigadier commander, Enos Queeth is intent on destroying the free world.
0:34.8	In the US government knows there's only one man who can stop.
0:38.4	With the help of his old team, Vigie St. Elmo and Dixon Piper, McGroober sets out to save the day.
0:43.4	One throat rip at a time, classic McGroober.
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0:50.3	And now it's a show again for us.
0:52.6	Such amazing people based on the iconic Saturday Night Live sketch and cult classic movie,
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1:02.5	Lawrence Fishburn and Billy Zane.
1:04.7	Man, they got like the All Star cast.
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1:13.3	This episode of your mom's house is brought to you by Sapa.
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