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Not only listening, I'm the guest.

I'm of Penn and Teller, and I am the fourth listener.

And I am the fourth listener.

And that must make me at least the fourth listener.

To keep our three listeners coming back we must be doing something right.

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And we're gonna sue David Smalley for slander. The world divided. It's time to resurrect nuance and remember the importance of conversation.

He's an actor. He's a comedian and he'll make you thank.

This is David C. Smalley.

Yes it is, welcome to the podcast it's finally happening this is the first one I

teased this idea a while back to see if you were actually interested in it and to my surprise most of you were actually interested

So here we are now this will be the episode I point people to and they go what is your podcast about? So here we go. You know there's

a lot of confusion about who I am right now about what my career is about where I'm

going about how I'm going to continue. Let me just lay it out right here and then also make this

the first episode of what's happening. Quick caveat to all of this though.

Do you remember the pastor, the youth pastor John that came on and and we've had probably six battles, including some rap battles on Tik-Tock apparently.

He just texted me yesterday and said, I want to come back on your show he allegedly like retired from the

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