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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

636 - Douche for Trump Truck

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2021

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Hey there, kids! What's shakin'!!!???

We tried to keep this one fun and loose wandering into the big holiday weekend. There's not much exciting to report other than we would like for you to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to both our Twitch and our YouTube channels. It doesn't look like this crap is going away, so we'll be there. lol 

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On this week's show:

* Tom swapped cars with Seth 

* Seth's traffic infractions 

* Sledgehammer bricks 

* Did Tom get the valet key?

* Seth's tag is 9 months expired

* Trash dog names 

* Too much boat content

* Punching people in the face at a restaurant 

* Bouncers and DJs at strip clubs 

* Getting kicked out of bars 

* Making up with people or holding a grudge

* Butler's Crocs boots 

* Zoomies

* Shrek- does it hold up?

* New scam call 

* Tom's boys watching old school Mario videos

* Mashoogama

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Have fun. Be safe. Be nice to folks. See you Monday! - d

Transcript

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0:00.0

A is the first letter.

0:01.6

The second letters B, when I need some booze, I just call A, B, C. Okay, all right, that's not, I don't know what that was. That's not their tagline. No, no, I made that up. Okay, I'm trying new things out. All right, I don't think they like calling it booze. They absolutely do not. Actually, I've been on a call where they're like, I absolutely do not call it boo. Fine wine and spirits

0:23.4

Yeah, fine wine and spirits

0:24.5

And do not. Actually, I've been on a call where they're like, I absolutely do not call it food.

0:22.2

Fine wine and spirits. Yeah, fine wine and spirits. And craft beer. All of your, you know what I've been really enjoying that ABC has are their proprietary brands.

0:31.2

Yep. Their vodka is really tasty. I know that you've actually been dipping into the old vodka lately.

0:37.2

Yeah, they're 1941 vodka. It's good stuff. Smooth. They're Cooper's Mark whiskey. Ooh, the peach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was that the one we decided was the best? Or, no, I think we decided, actually, I think we basic bitched it and decided that the regular, just the standard Cooper's Mark, because we could do more with it. Because Butler was losing his mind here for a little bit. He's going to mix us a good drink today. Have no idea what we're

0:57.5

doing, but I hear tell it is a fresh and flirty vodka tonic. Anytime you go to ABC and there's one

1:04.1

near you if you live in Florida, put us on social and just hashtag TD ABC and we'll send them that social media post. They love it. They love it. It helps us. Also, if you're a cigarman and you're into cigars, they've got thehumidor.com. Use our promo code, Tom and Dan. You'll get 15 or 20% off. I think it's 20. 20% off. It is 20% off. And they're actually rolling out some sales for Labor Day. So you're going to want to jump on there. Do the delivery like Sam. Apparently Sam gets ABC delivery every day. Yeah. Which, hey, I ain't judging. I think it's great. It's super easy. If you get that delivery, hashtag us as well. Yes, please. It's ABC Fine Wine and Spirits anywhere in Florida. Never call it boots.

1:44.7

Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio.

1:48.9

It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan.

1:55.8

Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.

2:03.3

We hope that you will find our presentation, precise, joke heavy, and just right. Thanks. I'm You know, Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time.

2:49.9

Hey, it is the biggest of TD Friday.

3:02.4

TV Friday.

3:04.4

Why do you always...

3:05.3

Oh man, Sam and I are coming. I thought we're doing fun. I think you got to fucking... Yeah, why you got to be a nerd about it? Oh, man, Sam and I come in.

3:07.8

I thought we're doing fun.

3:09.0

I'm going to fucking.

3:10.1

Yeah, why are you going to come in on sad? I'm not, I'm going to walk out. He didn't get you good. He got got got. Yeah, you don't got got. Oh, man. Welcome to the show, everybody. It's Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan's show number.

3:23.0

Which one is this?

3:23.9

636.

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