635 - Quarter Azz

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2021

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

First off, what a damn fun Friday! Thanks to EJ for stopping by and hanging for a bit! (His wife’s event - MyCon - will be going on this weekend. If you’re into the conventions and the nerd stuff, then this might be your jam.) Oh, and before I jump into the show notes, do me a huge favor and subscribe to the “strongest stream in Orlando!” lol We broadcast daily on Twitch.tv. If you’re not familiar, it’s extremely similar to YouTube but we prefer it for streaming. You can watch, chat, and also check out one of the coolest communities of streamers under the sun. Twitch has a real positivity to it that you just don’t see on the YT. Not hating at all - just saying. And if you love YouTube, like I do, and watch it on the daily, then you can subscribe to us on there because we replay everything on our YT channel! It’s pretty awesome. And both are under the name “TomandDanLive”

With that out of the way, thanks to everyone who caught us LIVE! We had a ton of folks in there cutting it up and here’s what was on today’s menu:

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* Tom trying to fix his trailer

* After 6pm, everyone brings their broken boats to dock

* Max flustered

* Tom almost blew up Sam's car again

* Quarter ass

* Loyal Ladies Society of T&D

* Gross WJW story

* Songs from listeners

* History of Atlanta Falcons

* Waxing 90s radio bit

* Bad dads

* Dan and Tom dot com

* Trash peoples dog names

* Trash peoples houses in MS flights

* Madden anxiety

* Stu Goldfarb

* Frozen yogurt shops during covid

* Chili's frozen plastic mugs

* Tony's show pic choices

* Bob Ross documentary

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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish.

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d

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