635: Papal Dilation Edition
The Scathing Atheist
The Scathing Atheist
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
---
To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist
To buy our book, click here: https://www.amazon.com/Outbreak-Crisis-Religion-Ruined-Pandemic/dp/B08L2HSVS8/
If you see a news story you think we might be interested in, you can send it here: [email protected]
To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat
To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies
To check out our half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/
To check out our sister show’s sister show, D and D minus, click here: https://danddminus.libsyn.com/
Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
---
Guest Links:
To check out The Cycle: Confronting the Pain of Periods and PMDD (mentioned in the Farnsworth Quote), click here: https://www.amazon.com/Cycle-Confronting-Pain-Periods-PMDD/dp/1250882893
---
Headlines:
All the weird shit they did at the pope’s funeral:
https://religionnews.com/2025/04/26/at-pope-francis-funeral-a-call-to-heed-his-appeals-for-peace-and-mercy-for-the-vulnerable/
84-year-old man injured after falling from cross during crucifixion reenactment: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/west-virginia-crucifixion-fall-easter-b2737017.html
https://www.wsaz.com/2025/04/21/man-84-critically-injured-after-falling-cross-during-crucifixion-reenactment/#:~:text=WESTON%2C%20W.Va
https://www.wvnews.com/news/wvnews/vandalia-community-christian-church-marks-20-years-of-good-friday-outdoor-drama-in-horner-w/article_30d6cd8d-9ef0-46fb-8f04-b3d34ea19248.html
York Minster hosts controversial metal concert as threatened protests fail to materialise: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/apr/25/york-minster-hosts-controversial-metal-concert-as-threatened-protests-fail-to-materialise
COVID dot gov is batshit on stilts: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-administration-replaces-covid-websites/
One Million Moms is mad that an ad says "daaaaaamp": https://onemillionmoms.com/current-campaigns/urge-damprid-to-cancel-its-inappropriate-ad/
t sold LSD on dark web and claims a religious exemption based on RFRA: https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/04/24/army-pilot-lsd-religion-kyle-riester/
---
This Week in Misogyny:
Judge blocks worker protections for Catholic employers: https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/judge-blocks-worker-protections-abortion-fertility-care-catholic-120884316
Paula White-Cain reminds Christian women to submit to their husbands: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/paula-white-cain-wives-submit-husbands_n_680a6681e4b0d1cc4a5a80d8
Republican gubernatorial candidate proposes letting female immigrants stay if they marry incels: https://2paragraphs.com/2025/04/republican-governor-candidate-proposes-female-undocumented-immigrants-can-stay-if-they-marry-incels/
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains the words quantum and chimney, which seems as relevant to me as warning you that it contains shit and fuck. |
| 0:08.1 | But here we are. |
| 0:09.9 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by stamps.com, aura frames, and by the survival pack for anybody about to be locked in a church with 100 plus cardinals for an indeterminate amount of time, the pontificate. The pontificate. It's mostly just bear spray to |
| 0:26.9 | keep those rapy fucks at a distance. And now, the scathing atheist. Hi, this is Dorian. A talented |
| 0:33.6 | friend of mine wrote a trans-inclusive book about premenstrual dysphoric disorder called The Cycle. |
| 0:39.3 | If the transphobes and her DMs are any indication, we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey people. |
| 0:45.3 | Music It's Thursday. |
| 1:08.4 | It's May 1st. |
| 1:10.0 | And it's the National Day of Prayer and the National Day of Reason. |
| 1:14.0 | Undefeated, baby. |
| 1:15.3 | Uh-huh. |
| 1:16.1 | I'm no illusions. |
| 1:17.7 | Ah, Mila Bosnick. |
| 1:18.8 | On Heath Henwright. |
| 1:19.9 | And from Marjorie Terrell Bosnick's New Jersey, Ann Arbor, Michigan, and Waycross, Georgia. |
| 1:24.5 | This is the scathing atheist. On this week's episode, |
| 1:28.5 | the Pope is laid to solemn rest in a gold box full of coins. |
| 1:33.1 | A federal court considers the merits of sincerely held acid tabs. |
| 1:38.1 | And we'll show the conclave a bold way forward. |
| 1:41.5 | But first, the diatri. |
| 1:42.9 | But first, the diTrile. |
| 1:57.6 | Whenever you express your atheism outside of like the American atheist annual convention, |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in 16 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Scathing Atheist, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of The Scathing Atheist and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.