#635: Normal World With Dave Landau
Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli
Sam Tripoli
4.6 • 9.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2023
⏱️ 116 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm too fucking you guys even talking about |
| 0:04.2 | Global controls will have to be imposed |
| 0:09.6 | And a world governing body will be created to enforce them |
| 0:14.0 | Welcome to tinfoil happy we go deep home boys |
| 0:19.2 | Eric open your mind |
| 0:24.2 | Drink from the pocket of knowledge there's lizard people everywhere |
| 0:29.8 | That's some easier to manage your nose my neck |
| 0:35.4 | Wake up Aaron |
| 0:37.4 | This is only the beginning. You just put my mind |
| 0:44.9 | Good morning swarm and welcome to tinfoil hot you know I am you know I'm here to I'm here to |
| 0:52.0 | Joining me as always the man the myth legend Xavier Grero and the man on the ones and twos |
| 0:58.1 | Jay nice Johnny Woodard how are you guys? Oh, this is a great one great episode. We have David Landau in today |
| 1:04.0 | You know him from |
| 1:07.2 | Lottery Crouter |
| 1:09.2 | A compound media |
| 1:11.5 | This is not happening he is so fast. He's so funny and it was a nice fun episode lot laughs and a great piggyback to our last episode |
| 1:21.7 | With Lila you guys are hitting us up. You loved it. Thank you guys very much |
| 1:25.6 | I don't know why Johnny didn't cry. I don't know |
| 1:28.5 | Everybody when I got home I just have an aversion to crying. Okay. Okay, I got home my Johnny Johnny Southern man |
| 1:35.5 | You're not you're not swarm if you didn't cry. Yeah, I don't know cry |
| 1:39.2 | You're not supposed to warm but we appreciate you. We're gonna get into this real quick if we got a nice long show for you |
| 1:45.6 | Tonight I'm in Batavia at the comedy vault with a bunch of fun gay Jew people two gay Jews are joining me |
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