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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

634 - KimBoat Slice

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2021

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Summary

Let's get to note'n.

Do you dorks even read this? There are times when I'm just sitting here at the studio, hammering away on these and I ask myself; "Do folks really care about the typed-out notes that accompany our show? Should I go home already? Do they scan this to see what the hell we did that day? I mean, I guess it matters if you're doing a quick search of the notes but I'm not even sure we have that capability!" ... I seriously think about that. 

So, let's roll! We had a really fun day today and for those of you that like the longer shows, we f'ed up and just let it roll. Who knows anymore. On this week's show:

* Seth arguing with his bank so he can buy a boat 

* PADH- Passive Aggressive D___head

* OnlyFans getting rid of porn

* Sitting on cakes 

* Dan's interaction with a litterbug in the Publix parking lot 

* Dr. Dre's daughter 

* Enabling

* Venus/Penis flytrap 

* Sleep number beds

* Who likes skinny d____?

* Chirp research 

* Chirpers Paradise

* Chirp choppin

* Ode to Tom Vann 

* Lenny Kravitz and his band all dress the same

* Barney burp 

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Thanks to all of you who might have caught the stream live. The Twitch chatroom that we have is a very fun and inclusive place of very adamant listeners. If you've never checked it out, you might really be missing out on something cool. Check it all out at Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive and we're always at "TomandDanLive" on YouTube. (All Twitch live streams are immediately uploaded there. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Bye, by Miss American Pie

0:03.7

Took my shivet to the levee

0:06.2

What's a levy?

0:07.3

I don't know.

0:08.8

Yeah, yeah.

0:09.5

I think it's an edge of a, like a water wall, right?

0:12.2

It's like, well, I remember like the levees broke

0:14.2

and Hurricane Katrina.

0:15.8

Are you driving your Chevy up to the levee?

0:20.0

I drew my Mitsubishi, so to the Tishi.

0:23.6

I don't know.

0:24.5

I'm working on them.

0:25.6

It's hard.

0:26.2

I drove my Subaru to Kangaroo.

0:29.9

I drove my Subaru to Kalamazoo.

0:33.0

Okay, all right.

0:34.2

I don't even know where that is.

0:35.5

I don't think they're...

0:36.6

If you're looking for a Subaru, Mitsubishi, go talk to Mike Stacks, right there on Sport, Supero, Sport Mitsubishi, West Colonial Drive. Stacks got the facts. It's right across the street from the fairgrounds. That's the dealership, the sponsors the show. That's where Mike Stax works. That's where you're going to get the deal from Mike Stax because he knows your Tom and Dan listening. Can I point something out? I hate it when you say right across the show. That's where Mike Stacks works. That's where you're going to get the deal for Mike Stacks because he knows your Atomadam listening. Can I point something out? I hate it when you say right across the street from the fairgrounds because if there's no fair going on, it's a field. Sorry. It's right across the street from the field. There you go. They have pit bull concerts. That's always bothered me that you drive by and I'm like, there's a fair around. Oh, that's where the fair would have been had their one been going on. It's right across from the dirty fields. And then in Claremont, Don Millie Chevrolet, that's where J.C. Harrelson works. That's our contact over there. Get a truck, man. Get a Corvette. Get a Corvette.

1:30.0

I've got two vehicles, the Chevy Traverse, my Silverado.

1:34.7

Here's a fun fact. Nick Wilinda is selling his mid-engine 2020 Corvette.

1:41.5

Really?

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