Hey the holly jolly Christmas said in case you don't smell

but wait no Merry Christmas everybody holy smokes today is the day, it's Christmas.

I hope you're doing great sitting around the fire opening presents,

laughing, enjoying, feeling all warm and mushy inside.

What a show we have for you today.

Samuel E. Quowke is going to be here to hopefully read some wonderful warm romantic Christmas letters that will

fill the spirit with the spirit of Christmas. We also were going to the San Diego Zoo a very special event happening. I guess

apparently there is an animal down at the zoo that has learned to imitate human sounds and will be singing a Christmas

Carol to us. I don't know we got to hear it to believe it but that's happening we're going to get a call

from one of the employees down at the zoo

also the question of the day we've got a big question about Santa Claus and also maybe later in the show I'm

going to sing a Christmas Carol to you and I'm going to open some of my Christmas presents live on the air with you guys. How about that? So get ready. It's the Harlan Highway

You're listening to Harlan Williams.

Harlan, funny stuff,

funny stuff. Keep it coming.

How long have you had this job?

Long enough.

He's fine as long as he gets his medication.

He doesn't get his medications.

He's not fine.

Right.

You just made a wrong turn.

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