633 - Dong Arber
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2021
⏱️ 125 minutes
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Summary
And good evening. Our top story:
* Bloody Friday the 13th drink
* Bad luck thread
* Call with Tuddle
* Ross' news
* Pellet complaint from Ross' neighbor
* Florida Ass Sh*t Friday
* Britney's dad petitioned to step down
* China banned karaoke songs
* Field of Dreams baseball field game
* Dong Arber
* Tom enables all Bubbas
* Tom wrangling a cat
* Tom peed "on" his pants
* Stuck to the top of the bottoms
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Thanks for everything and obviously for supporting the show.
It's nutty so be safe out there,
d
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | If you're looking to redo the floors in your house, do what Daniel and I did at home floorstore.com. |
| 0:07.1 | You give them a call. |
| 0:08.4 | They'll come over. |
| 0:09.2 | They'll show you all the options. |
| 0:11.2 | They'll come to your house. |
| 0:12.7 | And they'll leave the options there, the samples, so you could walk by, look down. |
| 0:17.1 | That's what my wife did. |
| 0:18.3 | Look down. |
| 0:19.4 | You motherfucker. |
| 0:21.5 | I knew it. |
| 0:22.4 | So you can walk by, you can look down. |
| 0:24.6 | You can see that luxury vinyl blank looks good with this drywall. |
| 0:29.1 | When I'm doing these, I look over and I'm like, when's this motherfucker going to start |
| 0:32.5 | talking to? |
| 0:33.3 | I'm doing all know. |
| 0:34.3 | You were doing a good job. |
| 0:35.7 | What am I supposed to do? |
| 0:36.5 | No, I saw the look in your... What am I supposed to do? No, I saw the look in your... |
| 0:37.6 | What am I supposed to do? |
| 0:38.4 | You were waiting until I fucked it up. I was not. I was looking down the whole time. You were waiting for anything to even make fun of me. You're the bully. I'm not the bully. You're the bully. I'm the hero. No, no, no, no. You're the bully. I'm the gay hero |
| 0:53.4 | of the show. |
| 0:55.8 | At home floors. |
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