632 - They Droop Horses, Don’t They? (5/31/22)

Chapo Trap House

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🗓️ 1 June 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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We do a public company audit over our failure to obtain PPP loans for our podcast business like our more industrious competitors. Then, a few current events including Trump at the NRA convention, Swedish hospitality habits, and the bloody shambles of indignities around the Queen’s platinum jubilee. Finally, a reading series from Biden-world about the president’s frustration that he just can’t seem to catch a break!

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0:30.0	Okay, hello friends, it's Chaco Tuesday, May 31st to help everyone have a wonderful
0:39.6	Memorial Day weekend.
0:41.7	Summer is truly here.
0:43.7	It's Felix's birthday today, so birthday boy is taking the day off to celebrate his
0:49.8	ascension to Godhood, but it's me Matt and Chris on Today's show.
0:55.0	To kick things off this week, it's a little unfortunate that Felix, our money manager
1:01.3	and business guru and lifestyle coach isn't here to answer these questions, but I'm
1:08.3	kicking off today's show with some hard truths.
1:12.5	Basically, we need to do a status check on our business mindset because I found out
1:17.9	something this weekend that's shaken me to my core and really led to a lot of questions
1:22.3	about how we're managing our finances and just our general business mindset for the
1:27.3	show.
1:28.3	I'm putting you guys on the spot right now, but like these questions need to be asked and
1:32.5	someone has to be held responsible.
1:34.3	So here it goes, gentlemen, can any of you explain to me why we did not get a PPP loan
1:40.9	from the government or in COVID to keep doing the podcast?
1:44.0	Because we are bank fumblers, that's why.
1:46.5	Fucking game.
1:47.5	It is a huge bungal on our parts.
1:50.2	What a fucking bungal.
1:52.1	I just want to see like, I didn't think it would be possible.
1:55.0	It's like, well, why would a podcast?
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