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🗓️ 10 April 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Warning, religion deserved to be cussed at again this week. |
0:03.8 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by BetterHelp, Stamps.com, |
0:09.4 | and by The Couch Co-op, Hayslight is afraid to make about a Muslim lady and a Christian lady getting trapped together in one another's holy book, |
0:17.0 | Split Crucifixion. |
0:19.1 | Split Crucifixion. |
0:20.6 | I went a long way for a joke that most of the audience won't get, but I'm okay with that. |
0:24.6 | And now, the scathing atheist. |
0:27.6 | I'm Matthew Austin, and this weekend I ran a marathon in Brighton. |
0:31.6 | I lost the ability to walk downstairs, a little bit of skin, two toenails, |
0:36.6 | oh yeah, and 10,000 pounds from the value |
0:40.6 | of my pension, thanks to Donald Trump's Roll 66 for Tariff's plan, which is proof that both he and I |
0:48.0 | evolve from filthy monkey men. |
1:08.0 | Yeah. Amen. It's Thursday. |
1:13.1 | It's April 10th. |
1:14.8 | And it's National Alcohol Screening Day. |
1:17.3 | Yep. |
1:17.6 | Got some right here. |
1:18.9 | There you go. |
1:20.0 | No illusions? |
1:21.5 | I'm Ilabosnik. |
1:22.6 | I'm Heathen Wright. |
1:23.7 | And from Corey Bookers, urine-soaked New Jersey Jersey and Arbor, Michigan, and Waycross, Georgia. |
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