#631 - Free Magic

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Theo is back with a special Christmas solo episode to talk about the time he and his siblings tried spying on Santa, the music inside a black heartbeat, and where you can find free magic . He also responds to some of your voicemails and gives a caller advice on how to propose. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Acorns: Go to http://acorns.com/theo to get your $20 bonus investment today! UFC on Paramount Plus: Starting in January, stream every UFC fight with Paramount+. Visit http://paramountplus.com/UFC to get started. Morgan and Morgan: Visit https://forthepeople.com/THEO to see if you might have a case. Morgan and Morgan. America's Largest Injury Law Firm. Perplexity AI: Ask anything at https://pplx.ai/theo and download their new web browser Comet at https://comet.perplexity.ai/ ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.8	Good day, good week, holiday, Christmas.
0:38.2	Merry Christmas to everyone who is alive, I guess, at that good start, you know, because, yeah.
0:46.4	And ghosts, I guess, if there's some ghost.
0:50.7	Ghosts, I guess, do they celebrate things like that?
0:54.8	I guess they do.
0:57.5	Yeah.
0:59.7	I wonder if it's fun celebrating something if you're a ghost or not.
1:03.9	I wonder if you have a lot of friends if you're a ghost.
1:08.1	Because a lot of times people see one ghost.
1:10.1	We're like, oh oh we call it you know
1:11.2	somebody saw this ghost or whatever
1:13.0	he was hiding behind a tree or something
1:14.5	he was just being scared you know
1:16.8	you know like
1:19.0	ooh just doing vowels or whatever
1:20.8	just ooh you know
1:22.3	but they never like oh yeah
1:24.9	we saw some some ghosts some dope
1:26.7	ass ghosts um that were just fucking bawling, that were hooping or something.
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