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🗓️ 27 March 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Warning, the following podcast contains profanity like we were getting paid by the expletive. |
0:05.0 | This week's episode of The Skathing Atheist is brought to you by Factor, BetterHelp, |
0:10.1 | the American Atheist's Annual Convention, and by the new cardiac accessory for post-heart attack Baptists, |
0:16.9 | the Protestant. Just like a real stent, except it's made a prayer. |
0:21.6 | The Protestant. |
0:22.7 | What's the matter, Baptists? |
0:24.4 | You don't want to, you don't, I thought through Christ, all things were possible. |
0:27.3 | You want a regular one? |
0:28.4 | Huh? |
0:29.1 | Why? |
0:29.9 | And now, the scathing atheist. |
0:32.8 | Hi, this is Quinn from Eli Bosnix, New Jersey, and I operate a wastewater treatment facility outside |
0:38.5 | of Philadelphia. You wouldn't believe the amount of corn I see all day, but that's neither here |
0:43.0 | nor there. Anyway, judging by my union coworkers to support your local union, a lot of whom voted |
0:49.2 | against their own interests, I can say with certainty that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey |
0:57.5 | men. It's Thursday. |
1:21.8 | It's March 27th. |
1:23.7 | And it's opening day. |
1:25.5 | Yeah, not nearly as sexual as it might sound. |
1:28.8 | Well, for you, maybe. |
1:30.8 | I'm no illusions. |
1:32.2 | I'm Ilabaznik. |
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