Hello, raccoons.

Hey, party people.

Welcome to reality TV cringe.

Yes, baby.

Where there's all the trash that's fit to eat.

And we're the purveyors of said trash. You're

welcome. You're welcome. We take it so very seriously. We do. This is our professional job.

Yes, it is. So I wanted to say in this episode, we're going to be covering sister wives.

We're going to do a rewind episode. And we're also going to be covering

you me and my ex because we are attempting to catch up to where the rest of you raccoons are.

Yeah. So that everybody is current. We're so behind. So we're trying to double up as much as we

can. We were going to double up on sister wives episodes, like the the light episodes, but this is better. Well, and this was kind of a long sister wives episode as well. Yeah, it felt long. It was really long. My God, I was so triggered. You were. I was really triggered in this episode. Like my blood pressure, I could tell, was going up. You were what's happening? I had to get up and walk around. I think I have some internalized, like,

religious trauma. Oh, my God. And we'll get there. And we'll talk about it. But like, this

episode of Sister Webb, this pissed me the fuck off. By the time I got to you, me and my ex,

oh my God, it was so refreshing and light compared to this horseshit. Oh, Lord. So that's what we're going to be doing in this episode. And our schedule is going to move around from time to time as new shows come on. Like we're doing Temptation Island is coming out tonight. Yeah. We're going to cover that on Monday. We're covering it on Monday. We're going to get into all the couples and start the episodes. We're going to move some things around. We're still going to be doing you, me and my ex on Mondays, correct? Yes. Yes. So we will just keep you abreast of the schedule changes so everybody knows where to be. But we're going to try and remain with the same schedule of release like Tuesdays and Thursdays. For the regular people. For the regular people. But if you're on Patreon, you get that shit a day early. So Mondays and Wednesdays, okay? And it's all ad free. That's right. Plus bonus content. Bonus content. Yes. 22 additional episodes a week. Plus a monthly raccoon Kiki, which I think we're, are we going to film that this week, do you think? This week or maybe next week, we're getting our studio together, so we want to make it look really pretty and, you know, like, it's not going to be ready, Beatrice. I need you to disabuse yourself of this notion. Hey, let me dream. Some people spend months and months and months building out a studio. Yeah, let me dream. With a budget of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

You and me, we're working with pennies and dollars here.

Okay, we're just going to have to get fucking creative.

But it's probably going to be in the next month or two that we'll be able to actually start

legit filming a lot in our studio.

Yeah, in our very fancy studio.

And when we start doing video content,

we're going to create another tier on the Patreon so you guys can watch us react to the horseshit

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