Ladies and gentlemen, Jacob and Jake here from the Screenrock podcast,

hitting you with a little bit of information about the Rossies,

our massive live event at Bush Hall at the end of January, 31st of January.

We're here to tell you that there are two very exciting tiers to ticketing

that we hadn't told you about before, that we want to tell you about now.

Can't wait.

I thought you were going to just say, okay.

All right, sorry. All right.

Yeah, basically, not just can you buy standard tickets, very reasonable price, where you get to see me and Jake do a live episode of the podcast.

It could be absolutely mental, giving out awards for the best rot of 2024.

There is also a royal box.

This is like real bucket list stuff for me because this is a proper venue. This is not just a room above a pub or some bunker in Edinburgh.

We got a call from the venue and said there's a, there's a balcony that holds a very select and small number of people and it has a private bar.

And they said usually people aren't that bothered because people aren't into drinking that much. And we said, you've not met the rotters yet. Don't worry about it. It's going to be fine. So there is a royal box that is at the back of the auditorium. It's still a perfect view. You can fit you and a select group of rotters in there. It'll be a total of either nine or ten people. We're finally in that out now. There's to be a bit of text on the screen now that will say exactly how many people can buy the Royal Box. You'll have a private bar of your own. You'll have an elevated seat above the rest of the scum and you'll get to enjoy the show from there. You also, on arrival, will get a little glass of bubbly and you will get a free exclusive bit of merchandise. Think Rotter Hats even better. Can't wait. That's the Royal Box. There is also going to be a VIP list. Again, limited amount of tickets for that. I think it's 20. Yes. Numbers are going to appear here. That will correct me. Those people are going to get front row seats, best seats in the house. They will also get a glass of bubbly on arrival.

They will also get a free piece of merchandise. No private bar. We can't have a private bar at the front of the auditorium. That just wouldn't work. No. But those ticket tiers will be available. You can buy them. As we've said all along, Illuminati get first bite of the cherry. those tickets go on sale on the 9th of December

then the Freemasons get a bite of the cherry

on the 10th of December

general sale along. Illuminati get first bite of the cherry. Those tickets go on sale on the 9th of December. Then the Freemasons get a bite of the cherry on the 10th of December. General

sale. I don't think that will happen, but general sale will be the 11th December. Thank you very much,

guys. Enjoy this episode. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the screen rock podcast, the podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been written on our screens and indeed our minds. Massive shout out to everyone who subscribes on YouTube, on Apple and on Spotify. Of course, a huge shout out to everyone who supports us on Patreon, the 599 tier, the Illuminati who get a free hat when they sign up, the 399ers who are getting in a free extra episode every week at the moment, as well as first priority access to live tickets to our live shows. A huge shout out to Eugene who runs our Twitter account. He might be God. And most importantly and most exclusively, a massive shout out, a big kiss and a wink to the ladies who listen to the podcast who are some of the most gorgeous and indeed sexy ladies in the United Kingdom. I'm here with Jake Farrell. Great to have a pro back on the intro again. I fucked up a couple of bits. Hey big, come on. You're too hard on yourself. It's fantastic stuff. I felt the pressure. Welcome to the show. Ladies and gentlemen, we hope you're good. We're here in the driving seat of the studio. Can I just say something that I noticed? Go on. You know, a little peek behind the curtain into the workings of this podcast. By the way, I've got an energy drink. Yeah, what could possibly go wrong with that? This is my fourth caffeinated drink of the day. Yeah, nothing could possibly go wrong with either your bowels or your brain. I wonder sometimes, I'm like, why do I have heart problems? I only ever drink caffeinated drinks until I start drinking alcohol. That's my day, every single day. What is that clear liquid you have in that bottle? Yeah, what is that clear liquid in that Harrogate's still water bowl? Yeah, that's weird, isn't it? Oh, you can have a taste of it after. They know, it might have. It like what we bathed the children is. Anyway, I edit the clips of the podcast. Yeah. I just thought I've noticed I've started doing. And I think this is where, because obviously we moved into this studio out of my spare room. Yes. And it's funny how like, do you remember after the American election when they elected their president, Trump? Yes. You and I were texting each other the next morning on our group chat. And we both, it was like, oh, God, it's happened. They've elected him. But you and I both agree, were right. The idea of her winning now feels absolutely fucking mental. Even though on the night before, it felt like, God, anything could happen. Yeah, and obviously you're hopeful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the amount of people I spoke to who are like, yeah, surely, come on, she'll win. Yeah, exactly. And then as soon as the next morning it happened, it was like, as if she would have of you. Of course they went for him. Like, I feel a bit like that. I feel a bit like that I feel a bit like that

about us filming in the spare room

I'm like I cannot believe we were filming in the spare room

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