63: I’m Building Jurassic Park

The Broski Report with Brittany Broski

Brittany Broski & Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 3 September 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski researches the history of Labor Day, updates the nation on her health, explores the concept of caverns, dissects Pocahontas song lyrics, and discovers if Jurassic Park could be real or not.

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CHAPTERS:
00:00 - Intro
03:14 - Labor Day
04:57 - Laugh Factory
06:03 - Collagen
08:00 - PCOS & Health
18:28 - Small-Town Museums
21:39 - Caves & Caverns
25:52 - Pocahontas
28:16 - Jurassic Park
30:36 - Playing & Air Dry Clay
32:06 - Ouroboros
34:45 - National Treasure
37:28 - Art Ownership
41:33 - Fossils & Amber
45:37 - Horticulture
50:42 - Songs of The Week & Outro

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Direct from the Brozky Nation Headquarters in Los Angeles, California.
0:10.0	This is the Brozky Report with your host Brittany Brozky.
0:15.0	Good morning Brozky Nation.
0:18.0	Guys, it's 740 a.m.
0:20.6	OK?
0:21.3	And when I sat in this chair and I looked at myself in this damn viewfinder and I realized just how puffy I was, there's got to be some sort of cure for, I know people take deep blooting pills I know that yeah okay
0:35.4	inflammatory food is gonna actually make you bloat and what did I have for dinner last
0:39.2	night bread chicken and cheese okay every single day I wake up and I'm like,
0:44.5	today today have a kale, avocado salad.
0:48.2	Actually, I can't have avocado, because my doctor said I can't.
0:50.6	Every morning I wake up and I'm like,
0:51.8	maybe today's a day I'll like, I'm like, maybe today I'll like Kienwa.
0:54.0	Maybe today I'll actually figure out
0:57.0	how to put Kienwa into my protein coffee.
1:00.0	Fuck you health bitches on Pinterest.
1:02.0	I'm sick. I'm sick. Every time I log on there PCOS meals.
1:09.2	Everyone's like fried cheese pickle with a ham insert with a ham pocket.
1:15.3	Bro I can't eat that. I cannot eat that. What can I have PCOS? What can I eat?
1:21.4	Everyone's like, maybe you should try having a red bell pepper and you can dip it into
1:26.2	Italian dressing. And don't forget the Koos Koos. Hey, I'll fucking murder you. I will murder you.
1:33.0	Sorry, that was aggressive.
1:35.0	Put the coos-cous in with the blended collagen
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