#63: Drug Buddy (Brendon Walsh, Truffle, Ari Shaffir)

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🗓️ 11 June 2012

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Brendon Walsh had me over to his place in the cool part of town and we talked about drugs for a while. Good, old fashioned, drugs. The kind our forefathers had in mind when they killed the Indians over the last of the heroin. Brendan was still bombed off the night before's relaxation cookie, so he shouldn't be held accountable for anything he says or forgot to say.

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0:00.0	You can see it right here, oh my good, and I don't want it to see it like a hawk, you can see it right here, oh my good, and I don't want it to see it like a hawk, you can see it right here, oh my good, and I don't want it to see it like a hawk, you can see it right here, oh my good, and I don't want it to see it like a hawk, you can see it right here, oh my good, and I don't want it to see it like a hawk, you can see it right here, oh my good, and I don't want it to see it like a hawk, you can see it right here, oh my good, and I don't want it to see it like a hawk, you can see it right here, oh my good, and I don't want it to see it like a hawk, you can see it right here, oh my good, and I don't want it to see it like a haw
0:30.0	you can see it right here, oh my good, and I don't want it to see it like a hawk, you can see it right here
1:00.4	fuck it, I'll sit and do this shit, and the airport parking lot in my car
1:05.8	that's the awesomeness of this system, this week by the way I have San Francisco coming up Cobb's
1:12.0	Comedy Club on Wednesday June 13th, and then right after that I go to Sacramento for a punchline
1:17.6	the 14th through the 17th, so if you're in NorCal those are your plans for this week
1:22.6	on today's episode I talked to my friend and fellow comedian a very very funny guy Brendan Walsh
1:34.0	well I wanted to go over there, my plan was to talk to him about pranks because I thought he
1:37.8	was like really big into pranks so just talking about that but when I brought it up he was like
1:43.0	like he clearly talked about it way too much already and I didn't want to I don't want to
1:48.3	bore him with anything so we changed it we just start talking about drugs we're like fuck it
1:53.4	you know a lot you do a lot of drugs, Brendan is always down by the way I just heard from one of
1:58.8	the clubs that was in recently they were like one of the club guys was like hey there's an open
2:03.9	mic not too far from here let's if we're gonna go to it I'm one of the one of the nights you know
2:08.2	late like midnight or something and Brendan you know a lot of comments will do that they'll be like
2:11.2	yeah sure fuck it I'll do a spot somewhere we just need somebody to drive us and then the guy
2:16.6	was driving Brendan and he said he turned around and Brendan was like hey you want some exercise
2:21.5	I just took like however many tabs one or two and the guy was like what on a fucking weekday
2:27.2	Brendan's ready to go man he's he's down he's down for the cause and ready which I like
2:32.9	and we talked about drugs sort of casually it wasn't as good as I'd like it to be just because I
2:36.8	didn't really think out a lot of good questions like how do you find a dealer for these things I
2:41.6	wish I were to ask that I never know how to find dealers I just know about pot and going to pot
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