#63: David Dobrik Ruined!
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🗓️ 26 March 2021
⏱️ 144 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, look, he'd say, little dead mean. |
| 0:18.3 | Parabulous, Parabulous, they're a kind of line. They're a kind of line. Parabulus, Parabulus, they're a kind of line. |
| 0:22.4 | Pallabulous, parabolas, I think I'm going to go blind. |
| 0:25.7 | I don't know why hearing the Doug theme made me laugh, because there's nothing funny about that. |
| 0:34.0 | But for whatever reason, it hit me in just the right way. |
| 0:37.3 | I feel like Doug is a guy that dies. |
| 0:39.5 | I feel like Doug's death is caused by just a series of unfortunate events. |
| 0:45.1 | Like, I feel like Doug is not going to live his life out. |
| 0:48.4 | He's going to die at a supermarket at like 28 because of some wild bullshit. |
| 0:52.7 | Doug is a bald middle schooler. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah, I know. |
| 0:56.7 | Like he's not... |
| 0:57.6 | But like, you can just look at Doug and be like, he's not going to make it the right way. |
| 1:02.4 | Like something's going to get him, but we don't know what it's going to be. |
| 1:06.0 | His unconscious mind, his unconscious mind is going to have too much influence over his body one day and he's |
| 1:11.8 | going to quail man his real body off a building at some point he definitely got cvig definitely |
| 1:17.5 | he dug definitely got cove it definitely why would you say that was definitely one of the people |
| 1:23.9 | that went out like volunteering simply to help when the whole thing happened |
| 1:28.1 | and then he just got COVID and he died and everyone yeah and he thought he thought he could handle |
| 1:33.1 | it but no no no he was just too sickly he completely took all the right precautions but his body just |
| 1:36.9 | couldn't win he just couldn't do it he just lost that's what I was saying he just like he just |
| 1:42.8 | he just couldn't win the fight and that's how Doug dies. |
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