#63: A Pun in the Pool

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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It's 63 and we're full of pun-energy! We read some riddles from loyal listeners and then verbally dismantle them then go back to one of our least favorite riddle books! We're talking about inventions, circuitry, cocktails, baseball, new twists on classic comedy bits and an ill-fated attempt to run for Mayor of Indianapolis. This episode is insane and you're all our puppets! Keep your moms away from Erin! #WiddleWednesday

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0:00.0	The doctor was the mother. He stood on a block of ice.
0:05.0	Oh, the federal police. It was the cabin of an airplane.
0:11.0	It's happened with an oxygen plate. There's a horse in the neighborhood.
0:16.0	Liam Neson's niece got a lease on a Nissan. Aaron? I'm sorry we didn't get that. We need to take that one more time.
0:39.0	Liam Neson's niece got a lease on a Nissan. It's a Leslie Nielsen. Liam Neson's niece got a lease on Leslie Nielsen.
0:49.0	Perfect. We need to. Neson, Lisa, Lisa, got a lease on the Nissan.
0:54.0	I think you need to say it mostly a couple of times.
0:56.0	And you need to work in Mona Lisa. Mona Lisa's leash has a lease on the Nissan.
1:00.0	I'm so sorry I read that wrong. You need to work in Moana Lisa.
1:03.0	Moana Lisa lease on the niece on the Nissan.
1:06.0	I'm so sorry it's Moana Lisa smile.
1:10.0	Great. Nailed it Aaron. Great. JPC.
1:13.0	The president's penis was ejected from the Senate chamber. Nailed it first try.
1:18.0	Great. Wow. Perfect. Welcome to Hey Riddle Rittle. I'm Adolfi.
1:21.0	I'm JPC. And I'm Liam Neson's niece on. Aaron?
1:27.0	Oh, to be Liam Neson's niece on. How are we all doing?
1:32.0	I'm doing a lot better than Liam Neson. I'll tell you that much.
1:35.0	Guys canceled AF. But I'm doing well. I would say I'm doing well.
1:40.0	I'm doing like I order my steak. Well.
1:44.0	Rare.
1:47.0	Roar. Roar. Let's get into it.
1:50.0	I feel like the last couple episodes we've been dilly dilly.
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