#629 - The Pursuit

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Theo is back with a solo episode to talk about lesbian chauffeurs to heaven, unique monthly challenges, and why being an American isn’t a passive thing. He also reminisces on 2025 and responds to some of your voicemails. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Rocket Money: Go to http://rocketmoney.com/theo to cancel your unwanted subscriptions. Armra: Go to http://tryarmra.com/THEO or enter THEO to get 15% off your first order. Better Help: this show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to http://betterhelp.com/theo to get 10% off your first month! Perplexity AI: Ask anything at https://pplx.ai/theo and download their new web browser Comet at https://comet.perplexity.ai/ ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You know, recently, I realized how much incredible drive it takes to be a small business owner
0:05.1	to create something here and want to see it thrive and see it through the little stair steps
0:11.8	along the way.
0:13.2	You know, there's a company called crippling hot sauce that I learned about.
0:16.5	There's another called Chucker Cherries that I learned about.
0:20.2	Right here in America, they're made. about right here in America they're made.
0:22.3	And right here in America, they evolve and grow.
0:26.6	Business owners are built differently, and there's nothing more satisfying than your business
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1:02.8	Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com slash Theo. That's shipstation.com slash t-h-e-o. We got a bunch of vibey hats now on the site, on the
1:17.4	website here. If you're looking for them, we get that two-tone gang gang hat, that orange
1:23.3	camo, that all mesh, that classic duck camo rope hat, that bone camo, that femur
1:32.8	fitty, boy, that's what's up.
1:35.1	And that nautical rope hat, if you want to get a hat, which is just a little apartment
1:39.3	for your head, go on there, Theovon store.com.
1:43.0	And if you don't need a hat, don't even worry about it.
1:45.3	And thank you guys so much.
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