628 - My D in My Gee

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2021

⏱️ 175 minutes

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Summary

Well there you have it...we cleared the room! Nah...kidding but Seth is a little pale at the prospect that HE now has a tumor. Why you always got to make it about you? Let's get to the notes, shall we?

On this week's show:

* Tom's mother-in-law ceiling collapse

* Ponytail man- Purple Kenny G

* Mike from Spectrum

* Internet hose

* "Hotshot whiz kid"

* Dan is confused with his stagxuality

* Tom seasoning his Blackstone

* Stink buffalo

* Seth getting random packages sent to him

* No smoking Dunnigan

* Pain pill baby

* Angela- listener with hypochondria that got a brain tumor

* Keep my D in my gee

* See the slasher

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Ok. Well, I'm gonna try and get out of early for once. Thanks for listening, folks! And special thanks to all of you that watch us LIVE on Twitch. www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive Is the place to be.

See you Monday at the aforementioned website! Normally we're rolling around 10:30-11am.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Is that you take your shit?
0:08.0	Why would you say that?
0:10.1	Why would you say that?
0:11.0	No, that was me pretending to be my old garage door.
0:15.5	Oh, yeah.
0:15.9	Now, now, now, check this one up.
0:19.8	That's my new door.
0:20.8	That's my totally silent. That's my new door. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:21.6	That's my totally silent door from Precision Garage Door of Central Florida.
0:27.3	Yep.
0:27.6	The official garage door dudes and ladies of a mediocre time with Tom and Dan.
0:33.5	407.7.7.10 BD. That's 7-10 BDMS.
0:39.5	That's the number you call.
0:41.1	That's our personalized number that they know that it's coming from Tom and Dan.
0:45.8	Indeed.
0:46.2	So it helps us.
0:47.4	Also, you can get 5% off a brand new whole door if you need a brand new door.
0:52.6	And if you don't have the Wi-Fi and silent package
0:55.9	on your precision or your garage door if your door isn't even balanced like my door my door was
1:01.7	never balanced from the it was bank owned my home so the door actually started ripping itself
1:06.8	apart now eventually i'm going to have to replace that door. Not my fault. It was the bank's
1:11.2	fault for obviously going with a company other than precision. So just give them a call, 407-7-1-0-B-D-M-S.
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