627 - Bite Your Tushy

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2021

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Hey there, gang!

Just a few first thoughts, if you think about it, and if you have the time, we would love it if you would join us on Twitch one Friday. Now, we're on there daily, but Friday is a great starting point if you're just getting into watching our streams. It's a ton of fun and you can interact and meet a ton of really cool, like-minded folks too! Let's dig in:

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* Call with Jetson the Ironman

* Spaying animals

* Full Moll- shaving a golf ball

* Saying "Bye"

* Poop in the shower

* Ross working for Pyrospot- breakdown of fireworks

* Bite your tushy

* Finding gold

* Ringo cock rings

* The Jerky Birds

* Creampie and then you die

* T&D sponsor an NCAA athlete

* College admissions scam documentary

* Southern Kermit calls in

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Thanks for listening, watching, chatting, and all that. It's insane all of the directions that we seem to go in these days, but that's the deal. Have a wonderful weekend, Happy Birthday America, and please be safe out there! - d

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's Tom and Dan. We're starting the show.
0:01.4	Yeah.
0:01.8	Here it is.
0:03.0	Well, actually, we're starting the commercial.
0:04.7	Oh, there, yeah.
0:05.8	Yes.
0:07.1	Those are, you know what?
0:09.1	I'm glad you're here. Yeah, yeah. I would have forgotten that. Yeah, well, I mean, this is... It's important. The commercials are very important. Yeah, yeah. A lot of people don't know that that's what helps us feed our families and keep the lights on,
0:21.2	which are both phrases that Tom hates.
0:23.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:24.6	Because I can... that's what helps us feed our families and keep the lights on, which are both phrases that Tom hates.
0:23.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:24.5	Because I could probably feed my family, although my lecture bill is super high.
0:29.6	Although, they'll lower because American air and heat, but...
0:32.7	You know what's weird?
0:33.3	You know what burned hot?
0:35.4	Those dining parties where they would blindfold you and turn all the lights out and you had to eat blind?
0:41.0	You know why they burned hot?
0:42.1	Because being blind sucks.
0:44.9	You know what doesn't suck?
0:46.4	What?
0:46.8	ABC fine wine and spirits.
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