626 - Simian Slurp feat. Ben McKenzie (5/9/22)
Chapo Trap House
Chapo Trap House
4.6 • 9.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | wahr |
| 0:30.0 | Alright, hello everybody, it's Chapo coming at you for Monday, May 9, 2022, and sadly |
| 0:40.8 | I have to begin the show with a sort of a gentle admonition. |
| 0:44.9 | Sadly, a lot of y'all still don't get it. |
| 0:48.5 | What don't you get? |
| 0:50.2 | Sadly you have failed to get that ape holders can use multiple slurped juices on a single |
| 0:55.3 | ape. |
| 0:56.3 | What does this mean? |
| 0:57.3 | One astro ape and three slurped juices you can create three new apes. |
| 1:02.1 | Still don't get it? |
| 1:03.1 | Well our guest today is someone who is trying to understand the apes and to slurp them. |
| 1:07.8 | We're joined today on the show by Ben McKenzie who you may remember from such TV shows as |
| 1:13.9 | the OC and Gotham. |
| 1:15.6 | Ben, first of all, thank you for being here. |
| 1:17.7 | My pleasure, thank you for having me. |
| 1:19.4 | What an intro. |
| 1:20.4 | What an intro. |
| 1:21.4 | First of all, have you slurped any apes recently? |
| 1:23.9 | I haven't slurped any apes recently, I was so disappointed in the slurping because I |
| 1:29.2 | really thought slurping meant something else. |
| 1:33.7 | Maybe for people that aren't having sex, that's what slurping means, but to me, slurping |
| 1:38.4 | is something else entirely. |
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