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Minion Death Cult

#626 My heterosexual dogs are clearly not welcomed here.(preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Comedy, News, Politics

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: It’s pride month and we’re shaming the hetero dogs in Petsmart. We’re also somehow still talking about Gerbils.

PLUS: We follow a Facebook guy’s righteous comment-section screed back to his profile and glory in its delights. You aren’t ready for A SOLILOQUY ON FEET

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0:00.0

Yeah, and I guess they'll say it's, you're owning the libs because the libs care about bombing people in the Middle East, you know, like you said with Palestine or whatever.

0:09.7

Yet in the Middle East, in my dreams, they kill you.

0:16.6

Yeah.

0:17.9

That's, I think, about the extent of it.

0:20.4

Caitlin Thomas, I saw this, is replying to somebody

0:23.6

else saying, you know, why the flag, why the pride flag is bad. And the new flag with the pink and light

0:29.2

blue are colors inclusive of pedophiles. Dot, dot, parentheses, pink for young girls and light blue for

0:36.0

young boys. I mean, it tells you where these people's minds are at.

0:40.8

This is the gender essential. This is how like gender essentialist these people are. They're like, well, pink is for pink is female.

0:48.7

Blue is male. And then you make those colors lighter. Well, those are the baby versions of those colors.

0:55.9

So light pink means baby girl.

0:58.6

Just like pepperoni means boy or whatever.

1:03.1

Absolutely disgusting.

1:04.6

And sadly, a lot of people out there don't realize what that flag they are hanging

1:08.5

proudly in front of their homes really means and stands for it. Yes,

1:11.3

it's they who do not understand what the flag means. I replied to this. I broke cover and I was just,

1:17.7

I said pink and blue are not for pedophiles. It's for trans people. That's, that's what it is. And

1:24.0

she didn't respond. And then somebody else responded, are you sure?

1:28.2

To exclaim.

1:31.2

They're like with genuine concern.

1:33.1

They're like, wait, hold on. Are you sure?

1:35.6

Why are you trusting me?

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