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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

626 - Butt Storage Wars

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2021

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Well, that was fun! It had been a solid minute since we’d seen our friend RonRon. We even get into a little bit of that. Oh, and before you ask, YES the show is a little bit shorter than normal. We’ve got to pull back a bit. We’re flipping’ killing ourselves! We hope that you’ll understand. We’re just not going to crank out the 3-hour+ shows anymore. Or at least we’re going to try. But who are we kidding? We’ll do this like twice and then we’ll be back to normal. 

With all of that said, on this week’s show:

* BDM Ron is here! 

* Crackreational

* Whipmaster apprentice 

* Grift truck auction- Seth call

* Expiration dates

* Blacking out on sleeping pills and alcohol

* Porn questions- condoms/"lips"

* Flight protocols

* Butt plug in toilet 

* Butt storage wars

* Moca powder loads 

* Small talk with Butler

* White Claw and Weed country song

* David Blaine poop

* Tommy puked in a McDonald's bag

For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Firework in the sky

0:02.2

Pyro Spots can fly twice as high

0:05.0

Take a look

0:07.3

It's in a book

0:08.8

It's Pyro Spot Fireworks

0:11.6

Now alright

0:12.2

But take a look at a book part

0:13.8

I didn't have anything for it

0:15.1

So I just went right to reading Rainbow

0:17.0

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

0:17.7

We're definitely gonna get sued

0:19.0

You can say take a look on the screen.

0:21.3

Take a look on the screen.

0:24.8

Take a...

0:25.7

Take a look.

0:30.3

Craig's not a crook.

0:31.9

It's pyro's but fireworks.

0:34.3

Oh, he texts me.

0:35.0

He said, don't say that.

0:36.2

Yeah, he said it infers that he could possibly be in.

0:39.5

He's like, don't, why would you even plant the seed?

0:43.5

Why would you even use the word crook in the ad?

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