#626 - Baby Me

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Theo returns with a solo episode to talk about conspiracy Thanksgivings, freebasing garlic bread, and what he’s grateful for as the year winds down. He also responds to some of your voicemails and gets a major life update from Riley Mau. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/THEO. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Wonderballs: For Black Friday, Wonderballs is offering 40% off at http://Wonderballsusa.com when you use code THEO, but only for a limited time. Manscaped: Go to http://manscaped.com/theo for 15% off. Sebastian Maniscalco “It Ain’t Right” streaming now on Hulu. Perplexity AI: Ask anything at https://pplx.ai/theo and download their new web browser Comet at https://comet.perplexity.ai/ ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/ \ Producer: Riley https://www.instagram.com/therileymau/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I want to say that we have new collegiate gang gang hoodies that have just dropped two new colorways,
0:07.4	plus stuff from the Return of the Rat tour.
0:10.1	If you missed merchandise out there on that tour, I think we still have some remaining that's available there.
0:15.2	All of that at Theo von store.com.
0:18.9	And thank you guys for all of the support. Love y'all. All right.
0:27.9	Here we are. Here we are. Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving time. It's seasonal.
0:35.4	I want to wish a happy Thanksgiving to everyone.
0:41.3	I know there are some people out there that are not probably ecstatic about it.
0:47.3	And I'm going to say who it is really fast.
0:49.3	So it's not, you know, I don't want there to be like the, um, the elephant in the room or whatever,
0:55.8	but Native Americans. So, and I know that everything that happened with that, with those,
1:03.6	with the beautiful indigenous indigenous, indigenous, indigenous, uh, people. the original people of this land um and i know that if you know that
1:21.9	the things that happen to them were not fair and that's that but and not that's not that
1:27.3	that's not that's not that's not that's not that's
1:27.5	not that um but yeah anyway i don't know why i brought it up i just i feel weird if you're
1:33.6	saying happy thanksgiving and then somebody's indigenous and they're like well so i just wanted
1:38.9	to honor those people um and say look know, our bed or whatever.
1:47.9	I didn't do it.
1:49.1	Somebody did it.
1:50.6	And I hope we catch them.
1:52.8	I'll tell you this, if we ever get a time machine to go back in time and catch the people
1:58.8	that are coming here,
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