Friends, we have so much to talk about today.

So much is going on in the world, so many crazy things.

But first, I just want to thank those of you who gave me tips on how to shave my head.

As you can see, I haven't been shaving my head. The reason being that I

lost my wife's pussy shaver that I used to shave my head and this is the reason

she doesn't like it when I use her shaver on my head because it's not just

that I'm using something that apparently is only meant for a pussy but also

because I lose things I don't know where it is. I don't know where I put it.

Especially because at the time I was shooting an episode of my show. So my brain is

scattered everywhere. Like I'm thinking about angles.

Am I sticking to the script? I don't know if you guys knew but that entire episode was

completely scripted. I had to memorize everything that I said in advance, which took me about a day.

And so the cognitive load on my brain was intense that day, meaning that pussy shaver could have ended up anywhere. I have some ideas of where it might be, but I haven't gone looking for it yet because right now I feel a little too lazy to shave my head. In fact, I feel a little too lazy to do anything because I let myself

do something that generally I forbid myself from doing, which is I started playing Elden Ring.

Now, for those of you who aren't gamers,

for those of you who aren't familiar with video games at all,

and especially for those of you who have that weird bias that shows up in some people

where they consider playing video games a kind of shitty loser activity relegated to the land of stoners like if you're playing

video games what the fuck's wrong with you I this is definitely for you but I do understand your POV.

Number one, it's not a good look.

Like if you could see my life situation

when I start sliding down into the video game abyss.

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