# 625 - Paul Scheer's Catholic School Fights

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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I sit down with actor, Paul Scheer. We talk about the first month of parenting, The League, boat culture, famous rivalries, fighting, growing up in an unstable environment, and much more! Follow Paul YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/PaulScheer IG: https://www.instagram.com/paulscheer/ Get His Book “Joyful Recollections of Trauma” here: https://amzn.to/3UQ6GCq --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Mad Rabbit Tattoo - For 25% off your order, head to http://www.MadRabbit.com/BERTCAST and use code BERTCAST. Helix Sleep - Get up to 30% off all mattress purchases plus two free pillows at https://helixsleep.com/Bert BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/bert Liquid I.V. - Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to http://www.liquidiv.com and use code “BERT” at checkout. Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with Mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code “BERTCAST” at https://shopmando.com! --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I got beat up by a nun. She once walked me up against a locker and she was like kind of like threatening me and then popped my head like,
0:07.8	like I was like, and it cut the back of my head. I was like, Jesus.
0:10.8	Fully loaded is coming your way this summer, the biggest party of the summer with the
0:18.6	best comedians in the world, Big Jay Ogerson, Mark Norman, Dave Attell, Dan Soder, Whitney Cummings, Tony
0:24.8	Hinchcliffe, Stavros, Hawkes. Matt McCusker, I'm telling you we're adding more people.
0:30.4	We've got a big announcement we can't mention that will be on that first week starting June 12th and making Georgia
0:34.7	Charleston, South Carolina, Georgia West Palm Beach, Florida Daytona Beach Florida
0:39.3	Canton, Ohio Columbia, Maryland, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Darien Center, New York, Rogers, Maryland, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,
0:42.6	Darien Center, New York,
0:43.8	Rogers, Arkansas, Camlington, Missouri,
0:45.8	Brandon, Mississippi, and Orange Beach, Alabama.
0:48.6	I'll throw the party.
0:49.4	All you got to do is show up.
0:51.0	So we asked me to bring him out on stage last night and I'm better at this
0:57.2	is Marcus King. Oh yeah okay that's in this guy yeah he's fucking amazing.
1:02.3	Do people lose their minds?
1:03.0	Well, I went out last night, ripped my shirt off, and then I gave what we can only be determined
1:08.7	as one of the most gospel-induced fucking speeches to a group of fucking white people.
1:15.0	The Lord himself licked his fingers and said,
1:19.0	boy, show the world what you can do on that guitar.
1:22.0	This boy is touched. Show the world what you can do on that guitar.
1:24.0	This boy is touched. Hailing from Greenville, South Carolina.
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