I'm

.

... Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to another edition of Heavy Hands.

I'm Connor, with me as always.

It's Phil.

You may hear my beloved co-hosts coughing a couple times,

but I'm told that he has almost completely recovered from his Turkish STD.

It was brutal.

It was rough.

I mean, the cough is going

but let me tell you

the boils and the itching

continue to plague me

so if you hear like

a rhythmic scratching sound

coming down

you know

yeah

during the course of the podcast,

then that is everyone's fault

for telling me to get a better mic

because you wouldn't have been able to hear it before.

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