0:00.0	Absolutely. You are a middle-aged man. You are a middle-aged man.
0:04.0	No, I'm not. I'm the kid.
0:05.0	First of all, first of all, I'm not going to listen to some old guy shout to me about age.
0:10.0	First of all.
0:11.0	What age do you think middle age starts?
0:14.0	I know it starts around the age I am, but I'm not that.
0:18.0	I'm a young guy.
0:20.0	You are not a young man, you're at all.
0:22.0	Would a young guy be putting a pimple patch on his nose?
0:24.2	No, I don't think he would be.
0:25.5	You're a middle-ish man.
0:27.0	This is, okay, so what am I?
0:29.1	What am I?
0:30.0	That's the weird thing.
0:31.8	As far as being, I will admit I'm...
0:35.0	Middle-age man.
0:36.0	No, I am a teenager.
0:41.0	And that's the end of my statement.
0:45.0	I'm young.
0:46.0	This is what the beauty, the beauty of my role,
0:50.0	and you're always gonna be older than me.
0:51.0	I'm always the kid.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.