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The Scathing Atheist

624: Sucks to Suck Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Donald Trump checks under Christianity's bed for monsters, the decor at Mar-a-Lago is getting pretty goatse, and Jesus will get downright parabular. Which is apparently a real word.
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Headlines:
Trump signs order to fight “anti-Christian bigotry”: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/trumps-task-force-to-eradicate-anti and https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/02/eradicating-anti-christian-bias/
Christian Group Rages Over “Soft Porn” Carl’s Jr. Ad: https://www.joemygod.com/2025/02/christian-group-rages-over-soft-porn-carls-jr-ad/
Dr. Phil joins immigration raid in Chicago - ICE gets sued on religious grounds: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/27/trump-immigration-dr-phil-chicago-raids
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/quaker-groups-file-suit-end-policy-restricting-ice-arrests-houses-wors-rcna189471
Trump re-establishes WH faith-based initiative bullshit, puts Paula White in charge: https://religionnews.com/2025/02/10/with-new-faith-office/
Gamer priest defrocked and the staff of his God is a Geek website quits after he imitates Elon Musk's salute: https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/calvin-robinson-defrocked-god-is-a-geek-staff-resigns/
Trump has literal golden goat idol at Mar-a-Lago covered in $100 Trump bills: https://meidasnews.com/news/internet-reacts-to-golden-hoofed-trump-cash-covered-goat-idol-at-mar-a-lago

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, the following podcast, contains adjectives, which is, in my mind, every bit as necessary as a warning that it contains profanity.

0:08.6

Their words, get over it.

0:10.9

This week's episode of The Skathing Atheist is brought to you by Ora Frames, Mint Mobile, and by Mount PayPal.

0:19.3

Because you know that now that he knows Google Maps will change it,

0:22.2

he's just going to start selling that shit.

0:24.6

And now, the scathing atheist.

0:27.0

I'm Bob the Tomato, and I'm Larry the cucumber.

0:31.3

And we're here to inform you that you are...

0:33.5

Wait, what's going on here?

0:35.9

Hey, it's me, Picklebrick!

0:38.3

And I'm here to inform you guys that you are, in fact, evolved from Filthy Monkey Men.

0:42.3

Weble-a-lub-dub-dub!

0:44.3

That was really weird! It's Thursday.

1:09.1

It's February 13th.

1:11.1

And it's Palentine's Day.

1:13.5

Cool. You charge a big box forever a shade of the company card?

1:16.3

You know it, Bianch?

1:17.8

Nice.

1:17.9

I'm no illusions.

1:19.7

I'm Eli Bosnick.

1:20.9

I'm Heath Henwright.

1:22.0

And from Bam Bam, Bam Bigelow's, New Jersey, Ann Arbor, Michigan, and Waycross, Georgia.

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