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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

624 - Shotgun the F Machine

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2021

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Well, I'm off on vacation! Not really much more to say other than I care for our listeners more than I ever have. All of you. Thanks for being so rad! - d

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* Tuddle is here

* Shit hits the fan radio bit

* Witch poon 

* Pulling a shotgun on fuck machine

* D-pics

* News granny

* Proper flops 

* Florida richmun 

* Tuck my hernia

* Estate sales

* Tuddle judging plants and soil 

* Farming

* Blood hog 

* Potato candy 

* TV show "Alone"

* Hitting a squirrel with a rock 

* Inside pools 

* Sex playlists 

* Radio stories

Transcript

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0:00.0

why y'all just giving away tickets my radio station is doing everything and its power to stay relevant

0:06.1

yeah we keep losing listeners to all those podcasts jason shut your filthy mouth please anyways there's two

0:13.5

things i like tom ah one of them's boofin and the other roofing secured roofing and restoration roofing and boofing and boofin go to roofing and boofin.

0:27.1

Now here's here's the thing we should have purchased if you wanted to do that joke.

0:31.2

Yeah, yeah.

0:31.6

We would have needed to purchase roofing and boofan.

0:33.9

You say that.com.

0:35.1

But I'm always like no one's going to even check. You don't think that we have one listener out there that we'll hear this ad and then buy it and then write us and say, Jokes on you, roofing and boofin. I'm the roofer. I'm the booger. You snooze, you lose. I mean, it's a waste of money because what is, what does that do?

0:54.9

And we went into this saying we weren't going to do like a whimsical ad.

0:58.5

We were going to do just a straight.

1:00.3

All just singles.

1:01.9

Do it live.

1:02.5

Strictly shingles.

1:04.4

Secured roofing or restoration, they're a great company.

1:07.5

If you listen to this Friday's ACT, you'll hear a story about what they did

1:12.8

for a lady,

1:15.0

a stranger to help her out.

1:17.2

And it's really awesome story.

1:19.2

It's inspiring. It's cool, man.

1:21.0

And that's on the first

1:22.8

segment of Friday's ACT. Yeah, you can

1:24.8

find it on YouTube too. Just go there.

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