621: Mitch Horowitz

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Mitch Horowitz, brilliant paranormal author and now TV HOST, re-joins the DTFH!

Check your local listings for Mitch's new show, Alien Encounters: Fact or Fiction. It debuts June 19, that's tonight!

You should also read Mitch's latest book, Modern Occultism, available everywhere you get your books! And check out Mitch's other books! More information available at MitchHorowitz.com.

Original music by Aaron Michael Goldberg and Duncan Trussell.

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0:00.0	Hello friends. Welcome to the DTFH. I want to thank all of my listeners and all of my
0:06.6	watchers. Those of you are watching this on YouTube, you have become part of what will be
0:11.8	history. I'm essentially the Oppenheimer of
0:15.0	video podcasting. I've split the podcasting Adam. I have blazed a trail into
0:21.4	the future. Now if you go on YouTube you will see that there's so many
0:24.8	video podcasts whereas there used to be goose eggs zero until I started doing it and I am
0:32.3	not proud of myself. I'm a humble man. I follow the
0:37.6	lead of the silver angel who comes to me when I haven't had enough sleep or have had too much speed and the Silver
0:44.8	Angel told me you got to go video and I said to the Silver Angel are you sure if I
0:50.5	do that if I start a video podcast I will be ridiculed I will be banished I will probably be kicked out of my book club and the silver angel just smiled and I know that smile that smile means that if I don't do what she
1:05.9	says I'll shit my bed she only comes to me at night so I did it and was I ridiculed
1:12.2	yes there was an attempted crucifixion of yours truly in my
1:16.9	very own neighborhood when the neighbors heard what I was doing they dragged me
1:21.0	out of my house and they they tried toify me, but because I've been working out I was able to pull my arms down from those nails, which is a really interesting thing to think about not to like get into crucifixion territory, but it does seem like if you were crucified, it wouldn't
1:37.5	be that hard to pull your hands off, but then I guess you just fall forward, which would be incredibly painful.
1:43.4	The point is I did fall forward, but because I have really strong calves from doing a series of
1:49.4	hardcore Pilates exercises with my girlfriend's Janine and Linae. I was able to pull my feet completely off of the
1:58.2	crucifix, do a triple Elden Ring style role, making me invulnerable to the knives that my neighbors were throwing at me
2:06.9	and then a leg sweep took them down they both hit their head really hard and they're still in the
2:11.2	hospital I will not press charges don't worry
2:13.9	Gary and don't worry Tim just please don't try to ambush me anymore and
2:19.8	crucify me in my own neighborhood in front of my kids.
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