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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

620 - The Devil's Blanket

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2021

⏱️ 145 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

* "Wash those windows, bitch"

* T&D adult coloring books- Eric and Eddie on Zoom 

* Javier- Seth's #OldTeen from his event 

* Andrea calls in about Dan fainting

* Devil blanket

* Studio start-up song

* Magnuts

* Ballsack bowtie

* Woman glued her eyes shut

* Seth wants a wig 

* Lakeland Jim and grit

* White B's through the live rock 

* Nap time in kindergarten 

* Stop smushing it 

* Dan's visit to the DMV 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's Aeneh-Meethe walk at time, when the Tom and Dan is brought to you by.

0:06.7

Hollabox Willow Tree Cafe in Sanford.

0:10.0

They're really disrespectful.

0:12.7

No, no, no, no.

0:13.7

I think Theo Hollabock would appreciate that.

0:17.3

Like an angry screaming Donald Duck version of Germans.

0:21.1

But have you been to the hollow box lately?

0:23.1

You have.

0:23.6

I have not.

0:24.6

I'm telling you, I have not.

0:26.2

Literally, I was talking to Crystal last night.

0:28.2

I was like, man, like, out of this past whole year, have gone to any restaurant,

0:32.9

like, hollow box turned my week around because it's more than just awesome German cuisine.

0:40.8

It's an experience.

0:42.2

Well, they got the outfitters.

0:43.3

They got the market.

0:44.1

So they got multiple places for you to go.

0:46.2

Rooftop bar that's brand new.

0:47.9

Oh, their new expansion.

0:49.2

Their wooden bar that leads up to the, it's ridiculous.

0:53.8

If you haven't seen the renovations at Hollabox that they've done this past year, it's ridiculous. The expansion's insane. Just check them out. Go to Hollabox.com. That's H-O-L-L-E-R-B-C-H-S dot com. But they are the official German restaurant of Tom and Dad. This place is an experience, the music, the food, the dancing, the party. And here's how you help us. When you go there, just ask your waiter or waitress or chef Pat. Usually, chef Pat's working there. He's a BDM. He's a chef, unbelievable at Hallibus. But ask for a new Tom and Dan pen that we have there. We just got them in. It's me and you as white asparagus. We're tiny little white asparagus. And it's totally free. And they like that. Like ask for Chef Pat. Say like, hey, I listen to Tom and Dan, and I heard about you guys, and I'd like some free stuff. That works for us. It works for them. It lets them know that, you know, our advertising is working. Dude, if chef Pat's there, he'll come out. He'll personally give you a pen. You could ask them about the food. You never know. Sometimes some beers start flying around there. You never know. Yeah, 100%. So ask for a pen. Go to Magnolia Square Market.

2:03.0

Grab yourself some sandwiches.

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